K-Jesus
A person who helps kids when their lives are a disaster. They’re usually hot, smart, and deep, like a holy man who also knows all your secrets and has a side job as a influencer.
My K-Jesus told me to stop crying over my failed science test and just take a nap. It worked.
My K-Jesus showed up at my lunch table and said, 'You’re not the worst kid here.' I believed him.
My K-Jesus helped me beat my crush in a video game battle and got me a free pizza. He’s a legend.