k dord
A penis so big it could be a new sport. He’s good at everything but never good enough. He’s the kind of guy who’ll text you at 2 a. m. just to say he’s eating pizza.
He got into college by accident. Nobody knew he was a k dord.
He tried to be a rockstar and just ended up being the backup singer.
He dated my mom and still calls her 'miss' in front of my dad.