k dord
A huge penis that could beat a donkey to death. He’s like a sports god who plays every game but never wins a single one. He’s the guy who will help you cheat on tests and then laugh when you get caught.
My cousin has a k dord. He can bench press a cow and still fail gym class.
He’s the reason the school let us take the SATs in the hallway.
He dated my aunt and still calls her 'girlfriend' at work.