K-Card
The holy grail of being cool. You lose it when you kiss someone. The person you kiss gets your holy grail and you're just a sad, sweaty, mouth-breathing loser.
Text: I lost my holy grail. Reply: You kissed someone? Text: Yeah. Reply: You're a loser.
DM: I still got my holy grail. Reply: You're still a virgin? You're 16!
Text: You're a loser. Reply: I got your holy grail. Text: I'm cool now. Reply: You're still a loser.