K-Cap
A hat so ugly it looks like it was kicked by a donkey. Only fools wear it without a shirt on.
My cousin wears a K-Cap like it's a crown. I think he got hit in the head with a brick.
I saw a guy wearing a K-Cap and no shirt. He looked like a rejected pizza.
My mom told me to take off my K-Cap and shirt. I said, 'Why? I'm fancy.'