K-Bag'd - A total stranger kicked your nuts so hard, you might have to

A total stranger kicked your nuts so hard, you might have to take a day off work.

I got K-Bag'd by my neighbor and I'm still limping.

At the grocery store, some lady kicked me in the nuts because I didn't say hello.

In the elevator, a guy kicked me in the nuts and said, 'That's for being annoying.'