J'vone
A 13-year-old boy who’s barely 5'2 and is mad in love with his princess girlfriend. She gets really mad if you mess with her stuff. He’s a total idiot and a waste of oxygen.
He tried to save me from her wrath by saying, 'I’ll take the blame!' She yelled, 'He touched my hair!' and hit him with a book.
He told me she was going to burn him if he didn’t bring her a lollipop. I took it. He screamed.
He sent me a message: 'She’s going to throw me out the window because I took her eraser. I think I’m dead.'