J'vone
A 13-year-old boy who’s about 5'1 or 5'2 and is totally obsessed with his princess girlfriend. If you mess with her stuff, she flips out and turns into a psycho. He’s a simp and a total waste of space.
He asked me to leave the room so he could cuddle his princess. I walked out and heard her scream, 'He touched my glitter!'
He told me he’d die if his girlfriend didn’t wear her pink hoodie. I took it off. He cried.
He texted me, 'She’s mad because I ate her cereal. I think she’s gonna kill me.'