J'vels - It's a brand for people who think their clothes are so good,

It's a brand for people who think their clothes are so good, they should be paid to wear them, and they probably are.

My aunt spends $2000 on J'vels bags. She says it's an investment. I say it's a waste of money and her sanity.

My teacher got a J'vels coat and now she thinks she's a celebrity. She even took selfies in the hallway.

I tried to wear J'vels to lunch, and my friend asked if I was trying to get a discount from the future.