J's dozen - A J's dozen is when you get 24 of something because you're a

A J's dozen is when you get 24 of something because you're a greedy bastard who thinks 12 is too few and 13 is just a tease.

I asked for a dozen donuts and got 24 because the guy behind the counter thought I was a donut monster.

My mom ordered a J's dozen coffee and now my house smells like burnt beans and regret.

At the bakery, I said 'I want a dozen' and the clerk said 'You're getting 24, you piece of trash.'