J's BORG
J's BORG is a drink so trashy it makes your mom’s old shoes look fancy. It’s water, vodka, a sour raspberry drink, and diet soda that tastes like regret.
I tried J's BORG and it felt like drinking my dad's lunch.
My friend poured J's BORG into a cereal bowl and called it a snack.
I drank J's BORG and now my tongue is screaming at me.