J.Pulleezy
A joke so lame it gets pulled out like a tooth from a scared kid.
'Why did the chicken cross the road?' 'To get out of your stupid joke, J. Pulleezy.'
Joke so bad the person ran away. That was J. Pulleezy.
Told a joke. The person gave me a look like I had a monster in my pants. That was J. Pulleezy.