j'peux pas, j’ai piscine
French for 'I have no life, I have to swim.' A stupid excuse to avoid doing something fun or being social.
My friend asked me to go to the park, I said: 'j'peux pas, j’ai piscine.'
My dad asked me to help with the dishes, I said: 'j'peux pas, j’ai piscine.'
My crush asked me to the dance, I said: 'j'peux pas, j’ai piscine.'