j*pan
A place where people eat strange noodles and get mad when you say 'jap' instead of 'Japan'. It's like they're mad you're not paying attention.
'Japan is the best place ever, except when people say 'jap'.'
My brother got a detention for calling Japan 'jap' in the hallway.
My friend's mom yelled at him for saying 'jap' on his phone.