J.P. Gertums
When a guy makes a girl do something really icky with her mouth, then throws her on the floor and douses her in his cum like it’s a crime scene.
He J. P. Gertums’d my friend in the gym and it was a disaster.
My brother got J. P. Gertums’d by his crush and it was brutal.
My dad J. P. Gertums’d my mom in the kitchen and it was unforgettable.