J.P. Gertums
When a guy makes a girl do something really icky with her mouth, then lays her on the floor and douses her in his cum like it’s a crime scene.
My brother J. P. Gertums’d his crush and it was a mess.
He J. P. Gertums’d my friend in the hallway and it was wild.
My dad J. P. Gertums’d my mom and it was unforgettable.