J.P. Gertums
A man makes a woman do something really gross with her mouth, then throws her on the floor and blasts his cum everywhere like it’s a fireworks show.
My uncle did this to my cousin and she still smells like regret.
He J. P. Gertums’d my friend during a Zoom call and it was awkward as hell.
My mom told me my dad J. P. Gertums’d her in the kitchen when they first met.