j'ouvert
J'ouvert is the stupid party that happens before the carnival in Trinidad. It's when people wake up at 3 a. m. and smear mud on their faces like they're trying to hide from their mom.
My cousin showed up at my house at 3 a. m. covered in oil and screamed, 'It's J'ouvert!' I told him to go back to sleep.
I tried to go to sleep during J'ouvert and my neighbor threw paint on my roof.
My dog got covered in mud during J'ouvert and now he thinks he's a monster.