J.O.M.U.
J. O. M. U. is when a smelly, drunk, trashcan of a girl gives her boyfriend a face full of cum during a college football game.
She J. O. M. U.-ed so loud, the whole stadium laughed.
He J. O. M. U.-ed her and didn't even care about the game.
That girl J. O. M. U.-ed right in front of my uncle's face.