J.O.M.U.
J. O. M. U. is when a hag who smells like a trash can licks her boyfriend's doodie on a stadium seat during a football game.
She J. O. M. U.-ed in the stands and got a standing ovation from the drunks.
That girl J. O. M. U.-ed so loud, the whole stadium laughed.
He J. O. M. U.-ed her and didn't even care about the game.