J.O.M.L
J. O. M. L is when you keep a mental list of hot people so you can jerk off to them over and over. It’s like having a personal porn channel in your head.
I saw a hot girl on the bus. I added her to my J. O. M. L. Now I jerk off to her every time I take the bus.
That guy at the store? I saved him in my J. O. M. L. I’ve been jerking off to him all week.
She texted me a photo. I stuck it in my J. O. M. L. Now I can jerk off to her every time I get a message.