J.O.F.A.
J. O. F. A. stands for Jacket Over Fat Ass. It’s when a woman tries to hide her big butt with a jacket like it’s a crime.
My cousin wears a trench coat like it’s a life-or-death situation.
My mom’s J. O. F. A. is so thick, it looks like she’s wearing a second skin.
That girl at the mall is hiding her ass so well, I think she’s got a secret identity.