J.O.F.A.
J. O. F. A. is when someone wears a jacket over their butt like it’s the only thing standing between them and the world.
My dad’s girlfriend wears a long coat like she’s hiding a crime.
My sister’s J. O. F. A. is so bad, I think she’s trying to start a new fashion trend.
That woman at the bus stop looks like she’s wearing a jacket to hide her butt from the entire city.