J.O.F.A.
A J. O. F. A. is a woman who wears a jacket to cover up her big butt because she’s too embarrassed to show it off.
My aunt wears a puffer jacket in July just to hide her butt.
My friend’s J. O. F. A. is so bad, it looks like she’s wearing a tent.
That girl at the gym has a J. O. F. A. so thick, it’s like she’s hiding a whole pizza.