J.O. and O.J. - You're too lazy to get out of bed, so you do J. O. and sip O

You're too lazy to get out of bed, so you do J. O. and sip O. J. like it's a fancy drink.

I did J. O. in my pajamas and drank O. J. like it was wine.

I did J. O. while my cat watched me and I didn't care.

I did J. O. and I fell asleep mid-screaming.