J.M.D.O. - You squeeze your junk so hard it might fall off. It’s like g

You squeeze your junk so hard it might fall off. It’s like giving your cock a standing ovation.

I got a C on my test. J. M. D. O. because I was that disappointed.

I spilled my coffee on my shirt. J. M. D. O. because I was that embarrassed.

I got a bad grade. J. M. D. O. because I was that sad.