J.M.D.O.
You give your cock a workout like it’s a bodybuilder. It’s the best way to feel happy when things go wrong.
My mom yelled at me. J. M. D. O. because I was that upset.
I got locked out of my house. J. M. D. O. because I was that frustrated.
I got a bad haircut. J. M. D. O. because I was that mad.