J'Lonte
J'Lonte is a one-of-a-kind man who thinks he’s the best at everything and doesn’t realize he’s a total mess. He’s like a walking hot mess who thinks he’s a gigolo.
J'Lonte just texted me: 'I’m a king, you’re a peasant.' I replied: 'You’re a king with a broken crown.'
He tried to flirt with three girls at the same time and got rejected by all of them. He said, 'They’re just jealous.'
J'Lonte told his mom he’s going to be rich by 20. She said, 'You’re 15, and you’re still broke.'