J'lahvee
J'lahvee is the girl who will stay up all night to help you with homework, and if you mess with her, she'll make you eat the entire pizza and a bag of chips for breakfast.
You: I failed math. J'lahvee: I'll stay up with you until you pass. You: I passed. J'lahvee: Now eat the pizza.
She texts you: 'You better not fail. I’ll make you eat the whole box of cereal.'
You: I’m going to cheat. J'lahvee: I’ll beat you up. You: I’m going to cheat. J'lahvee: I’m going to beat you up again.'