J.K.N.R.T - You made a promise but it was basically a lie and you just s

You made a promise but it was basically a lie and you just said it to get out of trouble

I promised I’d do my chores. I actually just fed my dog and called it a day.

I said I’d be good. I actually ate all the cookies and hid in the closet.

I promised I’d be on time. I actually took a nap and missed the whole thing.