j*ker
A fake person who texts everyone saying they got Covid, got sent to the hospital, and then calls you at 3 a. m. to cry about it.
‘Hey, I just got out of the hospital, and I need you to send me money or I’ll die.’
‘I’m in the ICU and I can’t breathe, but I still texted you 20 times.’
‘I had to get intubated, and I didn’t even have time to send you a picture of my face.’