J/K (BFR)
A way to say you're playing a trick, but you're also being totally real and not messing with you.
J/K (BFR) I said I'd never fail the test. I failed it. And I failed it hard.
J/K (BFR) I said I'd never eat that weird candy. I did. And I'm still alive.
J/K (BFR) I said I'd never call you a f***ing idiot. I did. And I'll do it again.