J/K (BFR)
A way to joke around but also be totally honest and not let you off the hook.
J/K (BFR) I said I'd never take your f***ing money. I did. And I'll take more.
J/K (BFR) I said I'd never tell your mom about that f***ing incident. I did. And she's still mad.
J/K (BFR) I said I'd never post that f***ing video. I did. And it's going viral.