J.Jones
a weirdo who can't stop bragging about getting facials and always wants one. He'll even threaten to slap a facial on anyone who looks at him wrong, especially if they're a guy.
Hey bro, you're gonna get a facial if you don't shut up about your job.
I'm gonna give you a facial so hard your face will thank me.
Don't make me bring the facial cream out, I'm serious.