J.I.R.P.
J. I. R. P. is a James Island woman who thinks being born there is a gift from God and will swear at you if you don’t like fried chicken.
My neighbor’s J. I. R. P. yelled at me for not liking fried chicken.
My brother’s J. I. R. P. friend called me a ‘herbivore’ because I didn’t like fried chicken.
My mom’s J. I. R. P. sister called the whole family a ‘herbivore’ because I didn’t like fried chicken.