j'd in my p's - The moment you realize your pants are now a second skin and

The moment you realize your pants are now a second skin and you can’t go back to normal life.

I j'd in my p's and now my pants smell like a gym sock.

My dog j'd in his p's and now he smells like a garbage can.

I j'd in my p's during a date and now I’m stuck with a new nickname.