J.A.P.opotamus
A Jewish girl who thinks she's the only one who matters. She's a brat, a money-hungry monster, and she'll scream at you if you don't give her everything she wants.
She texted me at 2 a. m. because her latte wasn't frothy enough.
She dumped her boyfriend because he didn't buy her a diamond necklace.
She called my mom a 'hag' during Thanksgiving.