J.A.P. - A spoiled, rich, Jewish girl who thinks she's the best and e

A spoiled, rich, Jewish girl who thinks she's the best and everyone else is just there to admire her.

I have real bags, and you have fake ones. That's why I'm better.

I have a blackberry, and you have a phone. That's why I'm better.

I have a Victoria's Secret thong, and you have a regular one.