J.A.P. - A rich, annoying, Jewish girl who thinks she's the best and

A rich, annoying, Jewish girl who thinks she's the best and everyone else is just there to make her look good.

I wear make-up like it's my full-time job.

I have a Mac laptop, and you have a phone. That's why I'm better.

I get head from every guy I see, and I don't even try.