j.a.n.a.o
A TikTok user who isn't famous enough to be cool but talks about Harry Potter like it's her job and everyone else is stupid.
'I know more about Hogwarts than you ever will,' she said while crying over a broken wand.
'You think Voldemort is scary? Wait till you see my ex.'
She DM'd me a 10-minute monologue about the Sorting Hat and why it hates everyone.