J.A.M.3.L
A man who's so full of himself, he thinks he's the reason the sun comes up.
He tweeted: 'I'm J. A. M.3. L. and I make the sun come up.'
He told his teacher, 'I'm J. A. M.3. L. and I make the sun come up.'
He said to his dog, 'You're not J. A. M.3. L. You don't make the sun come up.'