ja'khiry
a lazy, chunky black man who can't leave the hood and thinks he's a pro gamer, but he's just a fat kid who cares about stupid stuff
He still plays Mario Kart like it's 2005. Everyone else has moved on.
He got into a fight with the pizza guy because the crust was on the wrong side.
He cried when his 5000-point streak broke because he was distracted by a meme.