Jacob Smyth
The guy who drinks so much he forgets his own name. He's cute, but his life choices are trashier than your brother's.
He tried to propose to a bartender at 3 AM. It didn’t go well.
He texted me: 'I'm not a failure. I'm just currently in the process of becoming one.'
He showed up to the bar with a hangover and a date he didn’t remember meeting.