jacob sartorious syndrome
You’re a grown man with the voice of a confused kid and the eyebrows of a guy who’s been hiding in a cave for 20 years. It’s like your body is giving up on you.
Your voice is like it’s been stuck in 2005 and won’t come out.
You look like you haven’t washed your face since the 90s.
You sound like you’re trying to impress your mom.