jacob sartorious syndrome
When you’re a middle-aged man who still sounds like he’s trying to grow a beard and his voice is stuck in the middle of a puberty tantrum. Poor guy, he’s basically a walking embarrassment.
Bro, why do you still sound like a confused teenager?
Dude, your voice is like it’s fighting a war inside your head.
You’re 40 and still trying to sound cool. It’s sad.