Jacob Saggytits
Cancer in human form. He's the reason you have no life and no self-respect. Also, he claims to be a singer, but he can't even sing.
Jacob Saggytits is like the worst version of cancer. He’s the reason I’m broke and my self-esteem is dead.
He’s the reason I still have my childhood dreams of being a singer.
He’s like a virus that makes you forget how to live.