Jacob rumble

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A guy who thinks he's king of the ginge minge, he's polite at first but turns into a f***ing beast when he gets naked.
He said he'd take me out for ice cream, then kicked me out of bed and called me a f***ing noodle.
He asked if I wanted to watch a movie, then threw the remote at me and said 'I don't need no f***ing cinema.'
He told me he'd be gentle, then I ended up with a bruise and a broken heart.
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He's the type who'll bring you tea in bed, but if you f*** up, he'll make you eat the tea bag and call you a f***ing disgrace.
He brought me tea, then yelled at me for spilling it and told me to drink the bag.
He said I was the best, then called me a f***ing mess when I dropped the toast.
He gave me a sandwich, then threw it at me and called me a f***ing donkey.
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He's like a f***ing saint when he's dressed, but once he takes his clothes off, he turns into a f***ing monster.
He looked like a prince, then I saw him naked and he looked like a f***ing troll.
He said he'd be nice, then he hit me and said I was a f***ing disappointment.
He was sweet at first, then he turned into a f***ing animal and I ran away.
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