jacob rotschild
this guy’s family is so rich they don’t need money. they just walk into banks and say 'give me all your money or i’ll ruin your life.' he’s connected to that song 'california dreamin' like it’s his personal lullaby and everyone in the world hates it.
jacob rotschild walks into a bank and says, 'i want your money and your soul.' the bank manager says, 'we already gave you our souls in 2017.'
a kid yells, 'jacob rotschild is gonna take my allowance!' his mom says, 'he probably took your allowance before you were born.'
jacob rotschild walks into a classroom and says, 'i’m here to destroy your brain.' the teacher says, 'we’ve been destroyed since 2001.'