jacob rotschild
this guy’s family has more money than your mom’s shopping cart and they own every bank like it’s a toy. everyone who makes those stupid tiktok videos about the industrial revolution talks about him like he’s the devil’s best friend. he’s also linked to that annoying song 'california dreamin' like it’s his theme song.
jacob walks into a bank and says, 'i’m here to ruin your life.' the teller says, 'i’ve been waiting for you.'
a kid in class says, 'i bet jacob rotschild owns my lunch money.' the teacher says, 'he probably owns your parents too.'
jacob’s dog walks into a bank and starts licking the money. the bank manager says, 'i think that dog is richer than me.'