jacob rotschild
this guy’s family has more money than your allowance, your lunch money, and your allowance again. everyone who makes those industrial revolution videos talks about him like he’s the reason your math test was hard. he’s also linked to that song 'california dreamin' like it’s his favorite song and yours is your mom’s voice.
jacob rotschild walks into a classroom and says, 'i’m here to destroy your brain.' the kids say, 'we’ve been destroyed since 2002.'
a kid says, 'i bet jacob rotschild owns my life.' the teacher says, 'he also owns your mom’s life and your dad’s second job.'
jacob rotschild walks into a bank and says, 'i want your money or i’ll destroy your life.' the teller says, 'we’ve been destroyed since 1999.'